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<li>When confused, simplify.
<li>If you can`t explain it briefly, you don`t understand it yourself.
<li>If you do understand it but still can`t explain it briefly, a politician or philosopher must have been involved.
<li>If you do understand it but still can`t explain it briefly, you just think you understand it.
<li>If you like to hear yourself talk, do everyone a favor and talk to yourself.
<li>Conversation requires at least 2 people where both participate in the speaking and listening.
<li>Good conversation is when the speaking and the listening are in balance among the conversants.
<li>It is never wrong to do the right thing.
<li>Political correctness is moral incorrectness.
<li>It is possible for a smart person to outsmart himself.
<li>A person unwilling to die for his freedom is not worthy of living in freedom.
<li>I don`t work for my health.
<li>Refuse to confuse.
<li>If you call an apple an orange don`t be surprised if people think juice rather than pie.
<li>Regulators don`t work holidays or weekends as their product is not in the critical path. 
<li>If <i>regulation</i> is not brought under <i>control</i> we are doomed (see USSR )
<li>Simplicity is the essence of genius.
<li>Caches create crashes.
<li>Never compromise on principle - God doesn`t 
<li>Compromising ensures that nobody is happy
<li>When you feed government (taxes) so that it becomes unmanageably large, don`t be surprised when it turns and eats you.
<li>The recipe for saving America is to repeal most of the legislation since 1960.  If a bureau or entitlement was created by a piece of legislation, that legislation should be the first to be repealed.
<li>The greater part of love is respect.
<li>But what does God say!
<li>Satan sets you up to be upset.
<li>Jesus lifts you up to be uplifted.
<li>Incompetence - the ability to make things worse (see Obama)
<li>Stupid enough?
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<li>Stupid enough to believe in Evolution , stupid enough to believe in global warming
<li>Stupid enough to believe in global warming, stupid enough to believe you can spend your way out of debt.
<li>Stupid enough to believe you can spend your way out of debt, stupid enough to believe you can buy friends (foreign aid).
<li>Stupid enough to believe you can buy friends, stupid enough to think that idle threats make a difference.
<li>Stupid enough to think that idle threats make a difference, stupid enough to reduce the size of the military in the face of radical countries developing nuclear capability.
<li>Stupid enough to reduce the military in the face of radical countries developing nuclear capability, stupid enough to worry about the possibility of global warming in a nuclear war.
<li>Stupid enough to put up with stupid politicians and their stupid policies, stupid enough to get what we deserve.
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<li>The difference between prostitutes and politicians?  Prostitutes are honest.
<li>If someone is sitting in the dark and you turn the light on and they turn it back off, just leave the room.
<li>Self righteousness always results in self recrimination.
<li>I may get caught from behind, but I am not going to slow down for it.
<li> When you don`t see a problem when there is a problem then you are either part of the problem or you <b>are</b> the problem.

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