... walked up to you and yelled in your face<br>
... bit you<br>
... licked you<br>
... sniffed your crotch<br>
... humped your leg<br>
... knocked over furniture<br>
... chewed up your upholstery<br>
... pissed on your carpet<br>
... dumped on your lawn<br>
... brought flees/bacteria in your house<br>
... annoyed your friends<br>
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Could we be friends?