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Slushin` through the snow,<br>
On my way to school.<br>
I stepped off of the curb,<br>
And fell into a pool.<br>
My toes began to froze,<br>
The snot ran down my nose.<br>
I`s mortified,<br>
I wished I`d died,<br>
I felt just like a fool.<br>
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Oh, please don`t tell!<br>
Please don`t tell!<br>
Don`t make me have to beg!<br>
Cause in the pool,<br>
There was a stool,<br>
That mashed up on my leg!<br>
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